Doctors are wrong about many important questions
Throughout history doctors have put their grimy hands into many a sore
Some doctors think going to med school makes them the best ones
But intelligent doctors don't believe that any more
Doctors it seems do not deserve their current prestige
There was a time when a doctor would fold two pigeon wings
over your face if you were allergic to certain things
and leeches all over your body if you complained of fatigue
under the assumption that you were weighed down by all that blood
one guy cured a guy of blindness by plastering his whole face with mud
In fact if you took a survey of all the doctors who have ever practiced medicine
Probably most of them have been incompetent or drunk off their heads on gin
Therefore take what doctors tell you with a grain of salt
If you're feeling sick remember that it's probably a doctor's fault